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A 4th grade teacher was asking her class to tell what their dads did for a living. She was getting the usual answers....Dr, atty, policeman, fireman, salesman, farmer and mechanic. All the while noticing Justin being very quiet. She said "Justin stand and tell what your dad does". He stood and replied loudly "my dad dances at an all male cabaret.he takes his close off in front of other men, and they give him money! Sometimes, at the end of the night, if the offer is good, he goes home with them and spends the night" the teacher quickly interrupts....kids practice your division on page 4. She takes Justin into the hall and asks...Is that true about your dad? He said " Heck no, he works for the democratic national committee and helped get obama elected, but I was too embarrased to tell them that!
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A 4th grade teacher was asking her class to tell what their dads did for a living. She was getting the usual answers....Dr, atty, policeman, fireman, salesman, farmer and mechanic. All the while noticing Justin being very quiet. She said "Justin stand and tell what your dad does". He stood and replied loudly "my dad dances at an all male cabaret.he takes his close off in front of other men, and they give him money! Sometimes, at the end of the night, if the offer is good, he goes home with them and spends the night" the teacher quickly interrupts....kids practice your division on page 4. She takes Justin into the hall and asks...Is that true about your dad? He said " Heck no, he works for the democratic national committee and helped get obama elected, but I was too embarrased to tell them that!
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ol dad said...
2 guys are at the bar and talking. One guy says to the other no matter what I do my wife always wakes up when I get home. So the other guy asked him what he did when he got there. He said I turn off the car and coast into the driveway, take off my shoes and walk upstairs, I sit down and pee, and then slowly take off clothes and slip into bed quite as a mouse and she always wakes up.
So the other guy says you're doing it all wrong. He says here is what I do. I come screaching in the driveway run upstairs, pee really hard standing up, and jump into bed and slap the wife on the ass and say who's horny and she never wakes up.
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ol dad said...
2 guys are at the bar and talking. One guy says to the other no matter what I do my wife always wakes up when I get home. So the other guy asked him what he did when he got there. He said I turn off the car and coast into the driveway, take off my shoes and walk upstairs, I sit down and pee, and then slowly take off clothes and slip into bed quite as a mouse and she always wakes up.
So the other guy says you're doing it all wrong. He says here is what I do. I come screaching in the driveway run upstairs, pee really hard standing up, and jump into bed and slap the wife on the ass and say who's horny and she never wakes up.
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tntoak said...
Yep - you burned your quota...
Q: Why do birds fly upside-down over Alabama? A: Because there ain't nothing worth crapping on...
(If you're a blonde, please don't kill me for these)
Q: A blonde and a brunette fall off the Sunsphere. Who lands first? A: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
Q: What do you call five blondes stuck in a walk-in freezer? A: Frosted Flakes
My wife is blonde and she was cracking up over these.
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Anybody got any good jokes..