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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor said, "Congratulations, it's a MAN"!
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future
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3 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Chuck Norris has counted to Infiniti...twice.
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3 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Did you know Chuck Norris was in Star Wars? He was, "The Force".
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He once ate a 72 oz steak in 30 minutes.
He spent the first 20 minutes having sex with the waitress
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3 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris has slammed a revolving door.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg died, cause Chuck Norris poked him
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris' favorite pick up line is: "Now"
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When Chuck Norris was born, the sun started orbiting him.
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Chuck Norris is the world's third largest economy.
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Chuck Norris built the house he was born in with his own 2 hands.
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Chuck Norris recently announced that he was taking a trip to Paris. The French government surrendered, just in case.

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