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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor said, "Congratulations, it's a MAN"!
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris remembers the future
Chuck Norris has counted to Infiniti...twice.
Did you know Chuck Norris was in Star Wars? He was, "The Force".
He once ate a 72 oz steak in 30 minutes.
He spent the first 20 minutes having sex with the waitress
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris has slammed a revolving door.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg died, cause Chuck Norris poked him
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris' favorite pick up line is: "Now"
When Chuck Norris was born, the sun started orbiting him.
Chuck Norris is the world's third largest economy.
Chuck Norris built the house he was born in with his own 2 hands.
Chuck Norris recently announced that he was taking a trip to Paris. The French government surrendered, just in case.
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