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Chuck Norris has a bear rug. The bear is alive, its just afraid to move
When Chuck Norris takes a leak, a rainbow appears.
Chuck Norris once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out transformed into a robot.
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