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As of now, thread has epic potential.
Not a Vol fan. Shirt came from a cousin that outgrew it. She was nervous... Sexy IMO
This post was edited by volfan28 20 months ago
"I'm like Wes." --Ryan Callahan
AMEN!!! He has always dated and then married far out if his league! Lol
Nice. Good intro. Was her nervousness a good one, I hope? Just slow play it and see her tomorrow. Patience, virtues, all that stuff.
This post was edited by Kevin Ryan 20 months ago
good for you.
I'm out of there. Kept it short and sweet and got back to my workout. I'll try to summarize...
vf28: didn't I see you in a Tennessee shirt last week?
10: maybe... yeah that was me
vf28: you a fan?
10: no that was my cousins shirt
vf28: (heart sinking) that's a shame... It's hard to find Tennessee fans around here.
10: haha yeah he got too big for it and gave it to me
vf28: he must work out in here with these big guys
10: haha no he gave it to me before he went to school at state
vf28: what's his name?
10: ---- ------
vf28: I went to state.. Thought I might know him but I don't.
10: he just got there like 2 years ago.
vf28: Oh. I graduated in December 2009.... Well it was nice to meet you. I'm blake by the way. (hand shake)
Now I just have to hope her cousin isn't reading this thread. If you are... Send me a personal message. DO NOT MESS THIS UP FOR BOTH OF US. This is a good opportunity for your cousin to date a good guy and I'm not just saying that.
I hope everyone was entertained by my situation. Thanks for the encouragement. I can handle it from here.
P.S. she looks better up close
Oh crap, she's not a vol fan, your screwed.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You gotta keep us posted on it...
My thoughts EXACTLY when she said "no". I panicked a little but recovered nicely.
I just told my roommate this and we are dying laughing. Go get em tiger!
Eventually she'll get old and fat and want you to rub her feet, so it's probably a good thing you were able to carry on a conversation with her without throwing up.
Lol I KNEW someone would say that!!
I've been on here almost since the beginning of this site and this is by far the best thread in govols247 history. +1 for you
Ain't no way this girl gets fat but I'll rub her feet if she asks nicely
hahahahahahahaha ... That was great
My wife is neither old nor fat, and this is already expected. Never delivered, due to my hatred for touching feet, but she still expects it. Imagine that huh...
My lady laid down and the other night and hit me with a mt feet hurt. I got up and washed the dishes lol.
Switch to plan B.
Pickup lines that work every time:
1) "Dang, I wish I was cross-eyed girl so I could see you twice."
2) "I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I bite your butt?"
3) "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
4) "Didn't I see your picture in the dictionary under "KABLAM"?"
"99% of all failures have the habit of making excuses." - GW Carver
LOL! Sounds like we need a separate Relationships board. Sex rules over sports all the time!
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