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When you run into your ex with the girl you just picked up and she calls you by your real name (not thinking you made up the name)Talk about an awkward moment
When you get up to let the dogs out,, go down the stairs go to the kitchen to get the deadbolt key and you make eye contact with the babysitter (who got to the house 30 mins early)and you are still in nothing but your underwear.
I read all of the great stories posted yesterday and enjoyed each of them. I struggled, in vain, to come up with a life event that qualified. So this morning, life helped me out. True story. First, a couple of givens.
1. I hate early mornings. I get up 2 days out of 8 at 5:50 am for work and am Mr. Grouch.
2. We have a white Siamese cat who insists on breakfast each morning at 6 am, promptly. He wakes my wife up for that because she works 8-5 and gets up around 6 every weekday.
This morning, the alarm went off, and after hitting the snooze once, as is my routine, I climbed out of bed and started stumbling to the kitchen, cat in tow. Priorities first, I took my morning whiz and then went out to the pantry to get a can of cat food. The food bowl is beside the fridge and we keep a plastic spoon on top to get the food out of the can. It is rinsed in the bathroom sink, a mere 3 steps away, and replaced. Well this morning, guess what. That's right, no spoon. Grouchiness ensued immediately as I stomped over to the cabinets to fetch another plastic spoon. It was then that I had the great idea to write a note on the fridge to remind my wife to not dispose of the spoon. I opened the drawer, grabbed a red dry erase marker, and right there on the side of the fridge where the cat food bowl was, wrote "Please do not throw the spoon away. Thanks."
What sounded like a great idea tanked quickly. As I clicked the cap back on the marker, I realized that it wasn't a dry erase marker at all. No sir. I had just written this note on my fridge with a permanent Sharpie marker. I thought to myself, " You're a real dumba$$" and shortly after my wife entered the kitchen and validated my speculation that, indeed, I am a dumba$$.
Somehow, this is all pepe's fault.
BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!
O boy haha what a way to start your day off. Instead of myself attempting to give marital advice, I'll just give you a +1 for sharing.
Well, that is going to leave a mark . . . +1 Carolina, because you are in trouble!
"Old School"! A strong defense wins championships!
The first thing I did when I got home from work tonight was to grab a can of Goof Off and a rag in an attempt to avoid the Ban Hammer that was surely coming my way. I would like to make a formal recommendation to all members as to the effectiveness of this product. I'm now out of the doghouse, but she still thinks I'm a dumba$$. Honestly, I don't have much of a defense.
"Give him six" "We don't give a damn about the whole state of Alabama" "Grit N Grind"
Not married yet but if things go at all like they have for my dad then I wouldn't be surprised if I do a few things dumber then that. Heck, I've done some pretty stupid stuff when it comes to my past girl friends that would be equal to this.
Forgot a couple of mine and decided to share them now.
When you're 13 years old and a pretty little picture has been passed around to you and all of you're friends and later that day when you think you're home alone so you get ready to shoot some fire works, and next thing you know you're mom walks in the house. You then proceed to be told why that's a horrible thing to be doing and suffer through the single most awkward conversation with your mom.
dude please tell me that happened to you.....cause that would make me feel better since that happened to me.....
talk about an awkward day at school the next day......
that is somehow the single most awkward moment I could ever think of in my life.........
I think I would probably have to kill myself.....
Just out of bed in a hotel, you hear the familiar plop of a newspaper outside your door. You are totally naked, but it's very early morning, so you go to the door to get it. It is out of reach. You step into the hall and grab it, but meanwhile, the door latches and locks behind you.
That is funny. This happened to a friend of mine but he at least had boxers on. He had to go to the front desk in nothing but his boxers to get someone to let him back in his room.
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