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Wes, WWRSD? What Would Ron Swanson Do. That is all.
Well I take back the part about never telling Wes. What fun is that?
Rather, I'd have a picture taken of me cleaning Ryan's St. Louis Cardinal jersey with his blue toothbrush and have it mailed a month or so later. What would the letter say??
the pink toothbrush
Yeah, that's exactly what I would do.
The Hound is mighty in his Domestic Wisdom! +1.
Noooo hounddog! I promise to never do anything bad to your toothbrush. So are we still cool?!?
not sure... i may be scarred for life......but i will try to forgive
Hahahaha that's an excellent idea.
hounddog, if you want an image that will really scar you for life, let me share this with you. My wife and I became very good friends with one of the moms of one of my ballplayers. She was in a rough marriage where the man thought he could/should "control" her. He "made" her wear thongs although she didn't want anything out of him other than a divorce.
Long story short, at the very end of her marriage to this assclown, she used his toothbrush for her own personal hygiene to clean areas of her body that is best left unsaid. Her response was "if he is going to make me floss it, I also need to brush it!"
Now that is revenge . . .
"Old School"! A strong defense wins championships!
I hate to even think about this, but I have a confession... I went to my mother-in-law's house for 27 days of leave and on the last day, I figured out that she thought my toothbrush was her new toothbrush the whole time. So, we were unknowingly sharing a toothbrush the entire time. It still upsets me to this day. Why did she think my toothbrush was her toothbrush? I have no idea, but I suspect it was because mine wasnt blue, and hers wasnt pink... This simple color scheme would have saved me from using my gag-reflex multiple times. Good gosh, I wish I had just never known. Excuse me while I go brush my teeth, cause I just puked a little in my mouth... Again.
Finally someone who gets it.
Senior Writer, govols247
Someone else who gets it.
Thread is turning against The Redhead.
Who would have ever guessed that a silly little toothbrush thread would elicit material worthy of Jerry Springer?
Good stuff, folks!
And Wes, hope you're learning a little bit.
Is your mother-in-law an attractive woman?
I'm not saying that would make it OK, but details matter.
Sincerely, the guy whose future mother-in-law made another nurse give him two shots in the butt yesterday at the doctor's office.
How about you just do what Red tells you to do and like it - that's how it works!
Reminds me of one time I was in Tunica at the tables- I looked at the dealer and he had one of those WWJD bracelets on- I thought to myself- probably not deal blackjack!
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I am learning that the board is swinging my way in this endeavor.
This isn't tee ball where every one gets a participation trophy.... including you Wes.
She. Is. A. Fat. Pig
That means she might have a bunch of food in between her teeth, IMO.
That sucks, man.
I'm thinking we'll have to have a Ron Swanson quote of the week in every edition of The MSR going forward, right?
Just seems like something that should happen.
JMO. Go Cubs. Go America.
Its worse than gross. I was mortified. I may never recover completely.
On a different note, I was wondering what Rawhide Rucker would do. When I think of Rawhide Rucker, I envision a "Jeremiah Johnson" type man, or is he closer to "The Outlaw Josey Wales"?
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