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How do you avoid it, or better yet, beat it?
One of my saddest days ever at Neyland came when Knoxville's Finest Liquor Thieves seized a fifth of Jack, which was in a plastic bottle, from poor old sober Rocky. Then we lost the game. How sucky is that?
Happened to me before the Mizzou game, I needed that whiskey!
This post was edited by VolintheBrier 13 months ago
They always look so gleeful, too. Like, "I can't wait to pour that in a cup!"
I would always get two half pints of Jack and wrap a line-up around them and shove them in my back pocket. Never have been caught.
"Old School"! A strong defense wins championships!
"Hell, I don't buy that stuff. I confiscate it." - Rooster Cogburn
These work pretty good unless they're onto them now
"Count it down with me. Five, four, three, two, one.
The national champion is clad in Big Orange!"
Find a top-heavy female companion and put the liquor in Ziploc bags in her bra.
No one dares to search there.
(EDIT: kyv beat me to it.)
This post was edited by Wes Rucker 13 months ago
Senior Writer, govols247
Back in the day at Braves games, they would allow you to carry in small coolers and plastic bottles, but no booze or beer. I came up with the brilliant idea of getting a 6-pack of 16-ounce colas, drinking one in advance and filling that bottle with bourbon.
Once inside (never even a question), it was easy to mix bourbon and Cokes.
That was a key reason we won 14 division titles in a row.
When I was a kid, I vividly remember one of the pat-down cops knowing my Dad.
Inside the gate and against the wall was all the confiscated booze.
The officer then proceeds to ask my Dad to pick one! Although he politely declined (dumb move IMO), I still thought it was cool.
Not really a way to smuggle, just thought it was a cool story.
And the bra way that Wes and kyv suggested always worked for me and my friends. Would sometimes stick it in my underwear if I was drunk enough. But who wants ball sweat booze?
Boobie Booze FTW!
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Hell find a non-top heavy girl and do the ziplock bag thing. Just get her a big bra and make her feel special.
Avoid female cops like the plague walking in. They're always the worst. Or maybe they just enjoy grabbing everyone's junk.
I had a cop empty my purse and then ask me, confused, "Why don't you have any booze?" Well, sir, if I were sneaking booze in, I'd sure as heck find a better hiding spot than the bottom of my purse.
My old lady smuggles in minature Wild Turkey bottles in her very ample rack.... Once, the labels came off on a warm afternoon.... I found them when we got home... It was a win/win situation... Happy day!
Liter sized camel backs can be held in several places as well.
Two airplane bottles per armpit. If they go to pat you down, hands ups, elbows stay at your side.
The bra trick works very well. I have also hid the booze in the boxers area and made it in.
This seems like an interesting option. http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25610429
i always tuck it in the front of my pants and tighten it there with my belt works everytime just use one of the flat bottles
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