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"Give him six" "We don't give a damn about the whole state of Alabama" "Grit N Grind"
Great news about your dad Crockett! Glad to hear it. Now onward to the pics!!!
"Never take for granted what it means to be a Volunteer." Peyton Manning
When is date 6 and what do you have up your sleeve?
That's a big boom right there.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
That is great news! Especially considering that I would fail most cognitive tests after 9:00 pm...
I've got a quick suggestion for #6:
Go beforehand to a restaurant where you would like to take her and have a talk with a couple of the waiters. For an agreed upon tip (usually in the $20/each range), have one of the waiters start aggressively flirting with your date.
At first, be nice, but firm. "Excuse me, but you are being disrepectful. I would appreciate it if you would stop."
Have one or two of the waiter's co-workers come over like they are going to back him up. Stand up slowly, staring the waiter down. Speak softly, saying, "Are we going to have a problem here?"
Have the waiter scan you with his eyes, sizing you up. Then have the waiter apologize, "No sir, you're right, I was out of line. I'm sorry, ma'am." Sit down slowly, keep observation on the entire wait staff. Continue with your meal as if nothing happened. She will be highly impressed, and very moist. Putty in your hands.
You will be her hero. B****es love heroes....
I have read and enjoyed your enlightening posts throughout this thread, and I have come to the assumption that you are quite the ladies man. I think we could and should all learn from you.
Advice from the divorced guy, priceless!!! I'm just kidding Pepe, I saw an opportunity and I took it.
Thank you Reed, I appreciate that. And, yes, I am quite the ladies' man, very astute observation on your part.
In fact, my amorous adventures would be fairly analogous to Walter Mitty's heroism.
Dang Pepe, just when I think you can't top yourself there ya go and do it! +1 great (and hilarious) post!
So, you are prejudiced, I see. Just because I am divorced and have had numerous failed relationships, you are assuming that I cannot give good advice? That is grossly unfair of you. Consider this before you judge me:
In 1967, young Phil Jackson was drafted by the New York Knickerbockers in the second round, despite the fact that he HAD NEVER PLAYED BASKETBALL BEFORE!!! That became obvious when he failed to score a single point in his career, but that is irrelevant. He took the lessons learned from that and we on to become the LARGEST SINGLE GODFATHER'S PIZZA FRANCHISE OWNER IN HISTORY!!! Can you taste the bittersweet tanginess of prejudism's defeat now?
You need to think about that before you judge people prematurely again, my friend....
Thanks, motown. I actually did try to top myself once when I was a libidinous teenager. Cracked two ribs and dislocated my shoulder. Don't try it, it doesn't work...
I'm not doubting your ability to acquire a one-night stand. I think you advice was spot on for that...I am just saying you might not be the right guy to be giving advice when Crockett is trying to establish true love. I think your previous post established that. I didn't say you were wrong, just maybe not the right situation/timing given Crockett's recent success. Both situations have their advantages and disadvantages. I'm sure you know this given the fact you have been married/divorced.
Ironically, maybe I worked for Mr. Jackson in my younger days. I worked for Godfather's Pizza for a few weeks in HS before it became a Mr. Gatti's. I didn't learn anything from Mr. Jackson, but I did learn a lot at that pizza place.
GOOD LORD thats effin hilarious +1
It's Friday night and we have not heard from Mr. Crockett. If I were a betting man (who isn't), I'd say he's out on about date number 8 with the lovely train lady and is holding out on us all.
Denver we know you have been following the situation very closely (in the bushes outside the living room window, secretly videotaping from the bedroom closet, etc), which date are they really on?
This post was edited by Reed11588 13 months ago
Just 30 posts until this thread hits 1000 posts. Do we see a pic before or after that threshold?
"Count it down with me. Five, four, three, two, one.
The national champion is clad in Big Orange!"
How about a little reward for the one who posts the 1000th comment in this thread, say, an early peek of the pic?
We could promise not to PM copies of it for $5.00... (paypal firstname.lastname@example.org)
Heck Im in
email@example.com( think thats my paypal)
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