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I don't know how to put this politely, so I'll just come out and put it like this: There's not a single thing — not even a single fraction of a single thing — about Ryan's fantasy football league that is better than my fantasy football league.
Senior Writer, govols247
For the record, I treat everyone equally when they get in my way of Fantasy Sports Glory.
I will humiliate a woman in public and sleep just fine at night.
No one messes with Rat-Trap Fever and lives to tell about it.
Kanye would say it's the greatest fantasy football team OF ALL TIME!!!
Actually, I can come up with several things about my league that are better than yours:
1. The commissioner.
2. The commissioner's team name.
3. The commissioner's ability as a fantasy team owner.
4. The competitiveness and trash-talking ability of the league as a whole.
5. It actually drafted before the start of the NFL season.
My league wins.
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Ryan Callahan 19 months ago
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Awful strong talk for week 2 . . . I can't say nothing YET because my kicker was my leading scorer until Frank Gore put up some slightly decent numbers. But I am going to watch some film and work like heck to get better.
"Old School"! A strong defense wins championships!
I guess that's why you missed the playoffs in the govols247 Baseball League.
I draft with my heart too much in baseball.
Football's all business, though. And I'm a ruthless destroyer of worlds.
You're a lying liar who tells lies.
Ryno is bragging about getting to the battlefield before me.
We'll see who's still standing at the end of the battle. Here's a hint: His name rhymes with Les Tucker, and he's awesome.
It's gonna look a lot like this, but my brave warrior poets will be chanting "RUCKER! RUCKER! RUCKER!"
I love this part in the film...don't know why lol it just gets me everytime.
Ryan all up in Wes' thread!
Which in the end only leads to more of this...
For those of you wondering what Ryno's league will do down the stretch — you know, when it actually counts, and winners are separated from losers — it looks something like this...
An idiotic biker falls down right in front of the finish line!!!
Our Commish may be late in getting the draft set up, but he is clearly raising the bar in smack for Ryan's league!
By "Ryno's league" - I think it was meant to say "leagues". He has 2. Both of which started prior to the season.
(sorry- my mouth frequently gets me into trouble. Just seems that this board can take it. Xoxo).
By the way, I somehow downvoted you while trying to click the "Quote" button, so would a few of you please help out memphischic with some upvotes to counteract my errant click?
Sorry about that, memphischic. I'm too used to the safety net of the "Confirm" button that shows up when you accidentally click the downvote button on the mobile site. I'm a moron.
Michael Bay's made a lot of movies.
Doesn't mean any of 'em were any good.
Nice work, Commissioner Tons-a-fun.
You've proven yourself to be a confident, competent leader.
My first down vote. What happens when you get down voted? I've been so freaked out about getting downvotes that I post very little.
Sorry if I offended anyone - was just trying to have some fun. Will reign it in.
Ryno did it on accident. I'll upvote to make up for it.
Don't ever back down. Ever.
When the breaks go against you, PUT ON MOAR STEAM!!!
No, you didn't offend anyone. Check my post above. It was me. I clicked the downvote button by accident.
Very sorry about that. I feel even worse now that I know you didn't have a downvote before.
Your 100% correct, It doesn't mater who's been playing the longest...sometimes the longest simply = the worst......just go to Chicago and ask any past / present / future Cub player or fan.
This actually is the opposite of the actual purpose of the upvote/downvote system. This is the last thing we want you to do. You can't be afraid of downvotes. The good posters such as yourself will have good ratings despite morons like me accidentally clicking the downvote button from time to time.
So, in a way, maybe it's a good thing that I accidentally gave you your first downvote. You need to be unafraid to post more frequently!
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