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What do you call a cow with no legs?
What's the cheapest kind of deer meat?
Deer balls..they're under a Buck..
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it for a drag...
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
I'm sorry Ryan that was my fault won't happen again
What does KMart and Michael Jackson have in common? Little boys clothes half off
What does McDonalds and Michael Jackson have in common? 40 year old meat between 12 year old buns
Couple clean ones from my 6-year-old tonight ...
How do policemen capture pigs? In HAM cuffs
How do you take a pig to the hospital? In a HAM bulance
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
Your team. All the time.
As a former police officer, I'm deeply offended by those so-called "jokes". I demand an apology from your 6-year-old immediately!
What kind of "Anarchist Joke book" are you using to ridicule the keepers of the peace? You Beatnik types are the reason styrofoam is getting so expensive.
...but since this is the "Worst Jokes...." thread, we'll let it slide....this time. Need to keep a short leash on the rising rebel you are raising....
(should I put a "big grin" emoticon to show that I'm not serious, or would that detract from the power of the message?)
What's the difference between a jailer and a watchmaker?
One sells watches while the other watches cells.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
You can be like a doctor and look at it... you can be like a lawyer and talk about it... or you can be like a farmer and plow right into it.
Guy is speeding one day when a cop lights him up. He tries to out run the officer for awhile but then decides to give it up. Cop says: "It's Friday night, my shift is almost over so if you can give me a really good excuse why you were running from me, I'll consider letting you go.". Guy says: " Well, last week my wife ran off with a police officer, and I thought you were bringing her back."
Cop says: "Have a good evening".
BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!
Your Mama is so fat she has to wear pillow cases for socks!
Your Mama is so fat she has to use the interstate for a slip-n-slide!
Your Mama is so fat she has to use a microwave as a pager!
Your Mama is so fat when she tries to get out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep!
Pretty stupid but I lol'd when I typed the last one:)
Man i get downvoted for those. You guys asked for worse joke ever.
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
― Winston Churchill
It was probably ONC. He is a huge Michael Jackson fan. Still wears one black glove in mourning.
He often sings Beat It in a shrill voice as he reaches for the hand lotion and lubes his glove up. One of his neighbors called the cops on him when he ran around the block with his headphones on screaming, "That's right! Billy Jean is NOT your lover, I am!!!"
So wrong on so many levels pepevol7ball, but so freakin' funny. BTW, you don't have pics or video, do you?
What do u call a dog with no eyes or legs? Anything u want, but it still won't come
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