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Gruden Rumor

  • I heard that Gruden's wife once thought about moving to Knoxville.

    According to her thoughts, the deal is almost done.

    The deal will be a billion year contract (not unlike Scientologists) with the salary being four full sets of T-Rex bones, the country of Serbia and the mummified body of Vladimir Lenin. No money will change hands as Serbia is the world's third largest grower of raspberries.

    There is one sticking point however. Gruden INSISTS that raspberry smoothies and Smokey Dogs will be the only concession snacks available at Neyland. Hart is not in favor of this stipulation as it would just serve as a way to support Serbia's raspberry crop.

    The talks have become so serious that Gruden has reached out to the following coaches to serve on his staff. Bear Bryant, Jim Harbaugh, John L. Smith (grad assistant) and Katy Perry have all been contacted.

    Stay tuned for more news from POSTERS THAT DON'T KNOW CRAP OH MY GOD STOP POSTING STUPID STUFF AND WASTING OUR LIVES.

    NoVa Vol

  • Downvotes for a joke?

    Geez. Oh well.

    NoVa Vol

  • Can we just pin a Gruden thread and delete all others

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  • Yeah, I am fine with that. It's really a waste of board space.

    NoVa Vol

  • NoVa Vol said...

    Downvotes for a joke?

    Geez. Oh well.

    Got you

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  • I love Gruden rumors, keep em coming

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  • NoVa Vol said...

    I heard that Gruden's wife once thought about moving to Knoxville.

    According to her thoughts, the deal is almost done.

    The deal will be a billion year contract (not unlike Scientologists) with the salary being four full sets of T-Rex bones, the country of Serbia and the mummified body of Vladimir Lenin. No money will change hands as Serbia is the world's third largest grower of raspberries.

    There is one sticking point however. Gruden INSISTS that raspberry smoothies and Smokey Dogs will be the only concession snacks available at Neyland. Hart is not in favor of this stipulation as it would just serve as a way to support Serbia's raspberry crop.

    The talks have become so serious that Gruden has reached out to the following coaches to serve on his staff. Bear Bryant, Jim Harbaugh, John L. Smith (grad assistant) and Katy Perry have all been contacted.

    Stay tuned for more news from POSTERS THAT DON'T KNOW CRAP OH MY GOD STOP POSTING STUPID STUFF AND WASTING OUR LIVES.

    +1 I got ya.

    I thought it was funny

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  • NoVa Vol said...

    I heard that Gruden's wife once thought about moving to Knoxville.

    According to her thoughts, the deal is almost done.

    The deal will be a billion year contract (not unlike Scientologists) with the salary being four full sets of T-Rex bones, the country of Serbia and the mummified body of Vladimir Lenin. No money will change hands as Serbia is the world's third largest grower of raspberries.

    There is one sticking point however. Gruden INSISTS that raspberry smoothies and Smokey Dogs will be the only concession snacks available at Neyland. Hart is not in favor of this stipulation as it would just serve as a way to support Serbia's raspberry crop.

    The talks have become so serious that Gruden has reached out to the following coaches to serve on his staff. Bear Bryant, Jim Harbaugh, John L. Smith (grad assistant) and Katy Perry have all been contacted.

    Stay tuned for more news from POSTERS THAT DON'T KNOW CRAP OH MY GOD STOP POSTING STUPID STUFF AND WASTING OUR LIVES.

    That was funny! Haha. +1.

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  • NoVa Vol said...

    Downvotes for a joke?

    Geez. Oh well.

    Only because it is a lousy one........lol

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  • FWIW... I thought it was funny!

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