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"I'm living my dream right now. I'm your football coach." -Butch Jones
GO BIG ORANGE!!
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
― Winston Churchill
Thats no biggie. I've seen and done worse. I woke up the morning after an Eric Church concert asleep between elevator doors of a Marriot holding an empty beer can. Also had a buddy wake up new years day in Nashville with no pants nor phone, wallet, or 500 dollar t. lama boots. Keys to his rental car were in the pants. When i picked him up he had used a parking attendants cell phone to call me and he had a garbage bag he used for a sheet to sleep covering what was not from the missing pants. He had on one sock and a on flip flop on different feet. Had the police track his Iphone and turned out some asian guy in Kentucky had stolen it. Kinda reminded me of The Hangover movie when we found that out after treking through Nashville for 7 hours to locate his belongings.
These are all too funny, I once was woken up by two sheriff deputies standing over me as I slept half naked in a dentist parking lot shared by the fire department. Knew one of the cops daughters and he knew me so he made me walk home which was only 3 miles from where I was. Wouldn't have been too bad had it not been middle of July mid morning! Also, most of the fire dept. we're standing outside watching getting a chuckle out of my misery! Lol, haven't had a lick of tequila since!
There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction. - Winston Churchill
"Give him six" "We don't give a damn about the whole state of Alabama"
Had a good friend get out of bed and go to his wife's closet and piss all over her shoes. That one cost him 12 pairs of shoes and about 3 outfits. You got out cheap with just a rug and some binders!
"Never take for granted what it means to be a Volunteer." Peyton Manning
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