The CheckerBoard

Well, at my age, intelligence and competence are far sexier than looks anyway, and on that account, my fave sideline hottie has always been a Michelle Tafoya. Attractive, and very interesting between the ears.

On looks alone? Salma Hayek. But I don't think she's a big football fan.

Even though I don't mind my women a little "fluffy," Holly Rowe still gets on my last good nerve. NC St. game was the first one she didn't fall in love w/a player on the opposing team. Remember that UGA QB who got benched after we smoked 'em in Athens, whose daddy played QB there, too? I thought she wanted to marry him and have his kids. Sheesh.

Gentlemen, I believe this may be the first conversation I've had w/guys about which women are the hottest since I left undergrad on the Hill in spring '89. Where is that beer bong? To-ga! To-ga!