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OT: Bad girlfriend punishment thread

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10 months ago

I have a couple of ideas....
1) Give her something that makers her have the runs, some sort of laxitive or eye drops in a drink or something of that nature. Make sure that the bathroom she uses has ZERO toilet paper in it. Make sure you put ICY HOT on the toilet seat. So now, not only does her stomach hurt, she cant wipe and her butt cheeks are either ice cold or on fire. I did that to my wife one time because she 'tried' to put shaving cream in my toothpaste(she epically failed)
2) Take a dead animal and put it in her engine - preferably a skunk. *warning* you may want to put on gloves before picking up a dead animal, Im just sayin......
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Wes Rucker said...
So, I slept about three hours last night, worked all day, drove back to Knoxville with air conditioning that stopped working as soon as I left and hurried back home to learn, five minutes before I got home, that The Redhead had ...
- Not made dinner.
- Decided to go to Karaoke Night as soon as I returned.
- Decided that I would drop her off at Karaoke night.
I'm taking suggestions for punishment in this thread.
My first thought was to spit in her shampoo bottle, but I'm open to other suggestions.

OK... I've been married 30 years, so don't question this: Depending on whether you want revenge...or a positive outcome (it's damn near impossible to have both) -
Revenge: Record her next (inebriated) Karaoke performance and play it back on this site.
Positive outcome: Say something like, "I appreciate everything you do for me, and realize that I am very blessed to have you choose to do anything for me, leave alone make dinner or watch sports with me."
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10 months ago

Just be thankful she is even with you Wes. Don't complain.

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BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!
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10 months ago

Dammit, Wes, you've mismanaged this thing and I'm just not sure we can help you now.
You can't press the point, because she's got that wild look in her eyes and is talking crazy. You can't apologize and appear weak, of course.
The only thing to do is to act like nothing ever happened and then get her good and drunk at the first opportunity. See if you can cut a deal.
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VooDooVolunteer said...
Fair warning, you won't like my recommendation but here it is. Get the F over it! Enjoy the peace and quiet. Maybe take a nap, read a book or watch Cajun Justice. Then when she gets home give her a kiss, tell her you love her and go about your business.

Not quite sounding like the worst idea ever now is it?
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ol dad said...
Tie a rubber band around the spray nozzle on the kitchen sink and aim it directly to where y'all usually stand at the sink. When she turns on the water she will get wet.
Better yet wait till she takes a shower and flush the toilets repeatedly, and turn on some faucets.

my 15 year old son did the rubber band to me the other day..it was funny lol..no way i could be mad..
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10 months ago

Key word Wes: Girlfriend. Not sure what your arrangements are, but I'm not sure she's under contract yet. Has she signed a letter of intent?
If you're still PO'd, try serran wrap on the toilet, then put the lid down. Guarenteed to get a response.
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Why is this thread still alive?
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Fold up the tent on this one
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