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OT: The Great Rucker Ranch Toothbrush Tussle

  • RockytopATL said...

    I have been on this planet for more than a half century, and this is the first time I have ever heard this outlandish blue toothbrush theory.

    I completely agree with ADunc.

    My experience is that anyone who cannot remember the look, color or feel of his own toothbrush must be a doofus. I have never once grabbed nor attempted to use anyone else's toothbrush, nor will I ever. Toothbrush identification has never been a problem, and I've used many colors and styles.

    My only domestic toothbrush-related strife has occurred when the missus, unable to locate her own, has used mine.

    My experience is ... you're out of your element.

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  • No offense bro but you're kind of an idiot. You use your blue one and she uses whatever color she wants. If you're that confused I have a label maker I would let you borrow.

    You just need to be thankful a beutiful girl like her puts up with your level of idiocy.

    VooDooVolunteer

  • Wes Rucker said...

    My experience is ... you're out of your element.

    Nope. Wrong. Living with a woman is my elemental element. I've been doing it longer than you have been alive.

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  • RockytopATL said...

    Nope. Wrong. Living with a woman is my elemental element. I've been doing it longer than you have been alive.

    If you know anything about me, sir, you know that I love facts for work and hate them for my personal life.

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  • VooDooVolunteer said...

    No offense bro but you're kind of an idiot. You use your blue one and she uses whatever color she wants. If you're that confused I have a label maker I would let you borrow.

    You just need to be thankful a beutiful girl like her puts up with your level of idiocy.

    I'm just gonna start replacing hers with pink ones or painting them pink.

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  • I use an Tennessee toothbrush so I disagree with this arugument entirely

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  • Wes Rucker said...

    I'm just gonna start replacing hers with pink ones or painting them pink.

    He's learning a new approach... Wes Rucker= problem solverthumbsup

    hounddog

  • How about having assigned toothbrush slots? Yours always goes in the left back corner or something moronicly simple like that?

    Save the arguments for when ADunc catches a UT cheerleader stroking your beard or something similarly major, not Single A minor like a toothbrush tussle.

    This post was edited by RockytopATL on 9/21/2012 at 7:29 PM

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  • Wes Rucker said...

    I'm just gonna start replacing hers with pink ones or painting them pink.

    That's good because I don't really have a label maker. Seriously, I wouldn't mess with toothbrushes man, things can escalate and get ugly quick. You're talking about an item that goes in your mouth a couple times a day.

    VooDooVolunteer

  • RockytopATL said...

    How about having assigned toothbrush slots? Yours always goes in the left back corner or something moronicly simple like that?

    Save the arguments for when ADunc catches a UT cheerleader stroking your beard or something similarly major, not Single A minor like a toothbrush tussle.

    Words of wisdom!

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  • Not to worry this time, Wes. When The Redhead comes home with one blue and 3 other colors of her choice, then you rant!! Unless the green one this time is for a guest......just to mess with you a little our firend.. BTW, who is going to use the green one???? If ADunc says "not her" then you have a fight over toothbrush colors..;.

    medinavol

  • Wes Rucker said...

    I'm just gonna start replacing hers with pink ones or painting them pink.

    I hate pink.

    The only thing I hate more than pink is... NOTHING.

    ADunc

  • I am man enough to use a pink toothbrush- in fact I used a Little Mermaid one morning.

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  • ADunc said...

    I hate pink.

    The only thing I hate more than pink is... NOTHING.

    After this thread I have a whole new appreciation for ADunc.

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  • I hate I'm late to this thread. I could have solved it earlier. It' really quite simple. ADunc, you agree to using pink toothbrushes only. Wes, you agree to a wedding date. Duh.

    BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!

    OrangeNCarolina

  • Wes just listen to redhead and you take blue and redhead takes any other color. This sounds too much like something from an old Seinfeld episode about having hand. You don't want to end up having hand Wes.

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  • Wes Rucker said...

    OK, so it's Friday night, and I'm all hopped up on cold meds, so humor here for a minute and offer some input.

    The Redhead went to get my medicine earlier, and she came back with some extra stuff — including some new toothbrushes, which is a good idea, considering mine is obviously infected with strep throat.

    Here's the problem, though: She got two blue ones, one pink one and one ... green one.

    Now, here's the deal. I'm a simple man. I like simple, time-tested, functional things. The most time-tested toothbrush setup in a coed bathroom is the man uses a blue one, and the woman uses a pink one.

    I swear that The Redhead and I have had like three fights ever, and one was in the middle of a Wal-Mart when she said I took too long in the toothbrush aisle, and I snapped at her about the importance of the blue-pink toothbrush theory — well, more of a fact than a theory, but you get my point.

    Anyway, I'm not allowing the green toothbrush in the bathroom, and that's that. I might get confused one day and use the wrong one, and I'll get yelled at for that, and that's ridiculous.

    I'm pretty dumb. I don't know many things. But one of the things I do know is that I use the blue toothbrush, and I don't use the pink one. This worked when I had to share a bathroom with my sister all throughout childhood, and it works now. I've lasted 30 years on this planet, and one of the main reasons I've done so is because of simple things like the blue-pink toothbrush theory. I won't know what to do if there's a green toothbrush in my bathroom. I might black out or something.

    Could y'all please, for the love of everything holy, explain to The Redhead that I am right and she in wrong in this particular situation.

    This is important, obviously.

    My sister once tried to get a non-pink toothbrush when we were kids, and let's just say ... it didn't end well for her.

    I love The Redhead. I don't want this escalating into a domestic situation. But so help me, I am not backing down this time.

    Wes,

    I often think you are a fool, mainly due to your love of the Cubs, but you are absolutely, 1000% correct on this one. I think its growing up with sisters...

    My wife screwed the rule a few weeks ago, due to the dental hygienist giving her a green one for free. The next day I almost locked up. Called the wife at her office and let her know, "look....i did the best i could, but i take no responsibility for what happened in there today"

    I happened to be in the dentist office a couple days later, had a talk with the hygienist, and got a pink one.

    Problem fixed.

    This post was edited by GDrinnen2 on 9/22/2012 at 7:14 AM

    GDrinnen2

  • I'm with the redhead on this.

    Wes, try picking some better sports teams to follow. You will find that your increased happiness level will allow you to lose the little battles. Let's be frank here, you are out kicking your coverage right now.....you need to stay in the game....not get benched over something stupid.

    SRDC Vol

  • I am originally from New Jersey, let's just say I know a guy, and he could make the green one "disappear".cool

    jhmetfan

  • You are not only right, there is a derivative rule. When you have a son and a daughter, the son gets a green toothbrush (derivative of blue) and the daughter gets a purple toothbrush. There are certain immutable laws of nature. Lest you desire chaos and anarchy, you must comply.

    I think if the redhead gets her way, the Mayans will have been right.

    cpavol ●

  • I would switch to the pink toothbrush and calmly admit defeat. But only after I brushed the dogs teeth with the blue toothbrush. Or perhaps I would use it to clean a St Louis Cardinal jersey.

    Whatever bad thing I decided to do to said blue toothbrush would not necessarily ever be revealed. But you would wonder why I would giggle every time you brushed your teeth.

    memphischic

  • memphischic said...

    I would switch to the pink toothbrush and calmly admit defeat. But only after I brushed the dogs teeth with the blue toothbrush. Or perhaps I would use it to clean a St Louis Cardinal jersey.

    Whatever bad thing I decided to do to said blue toothbrush would not necessarily ever be revealed. But you would wonder why I would giggle every time you brushed your teeth.

    lol that is so wrong on so many different levels.

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    orangeasylum

  • memphischic said...

    I would switch to the pink toothbrush and calmly admit defeat. But only after I brushed the dogs teeth with the blue toothbrush. Or perhaps I would use it to clean a St Louis Cardinal jersey.

    Whatever bad thing I decided to do to said blue toothbrush would not necessarily ever be revealed. But you would wonder why I would giggle every time you brushed your teeth.

    i used to like you...now i think i'm gonna have to use a new toothbrush fresh out of the wrapper every day... shame, shame memfo chicthumbdown

    hounddog

  • memphischic said...

    I would switch to the pink toothbrush and calmly admit defeat. But only after I brushed the dogs teeth with the blue toothbrush. Or perhaps I would use it to clean a St Louis Cardinal jersey.

    Whatever bad thing I decided to do to said blue toothbrush would not necessarily ever be revealed. But you would wonder why I would giggle every time you brushed your teeth.

    Wes:"Red, did you swap toothpaste brands on me?"

    ADunc:" No Wes, why do you ask?"

    Wes:" For some reason this one seems to have scrubbin' bubbles.shrug

    BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!

    OrangeNCarolina

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