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OT: The Great Rucker Ranch Toothbrush Tussle

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8 months ago

Clearly this calls for a bathroom renovation. Have His and Her sinks then two separate toothbrush holders. This will end the debate, but I agree with you Wes. Hold your ground and stay firm.
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Wes, WWRSD? What Would Ron Swanson Do. That is all.
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orangeasylum said...
that is so wrong on so many different levels.

Well I take back the part about never telling Wes. What fun is that?
Rather, I'd have a picture taken of me cleaning Ryan's St. Louis Cardinal jersey with his blue toothbrush and have it mailed a month or so later. What would the letter say??
"You win"
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the pink toothbrush
Yeah, that's exactly what I would do.
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hounddog said...
if you keep raising hell about it your toothbrush will be easy to find..... it'll be the one shoved up your a$$...

The Hound is mighty in his Domestic Wisdom! +1.
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hounddog said...
i used to like you...now i think i'm gonna have to use a new toothbrush fresh out of the wrapper every day... shame, shame memfo chic

Noooo hounddog! I promise to never do anything bad to your toothbrush. So are we still cool?!?
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memphischic said...
Noooo hounddog! I promise to never do anything bad to your toothbrush. So are we still cool?!?

not sure... i may be scarred for life......but i will try to forgive
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memphischic said...
Well I take back the part about never telling Wes. What fun is that?
Rather, I'd have a picture taken of me cleaning Ryan's St. Louis Cardinal jersey with his blue toothbrush and have it mailed a month or so later. What would the letter say??
"You win"
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the pink toothbrush
Yeah, that's exactly what I would do.

Hahahaha that's an excellent idea.
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hounddog said...
not sure... i may be scarred for life......but i will try to forgive

hounddog, if you want an image that will really scar you for life, let me share this with you. My wife and I became very good friends with one of the moms of one of my ballplayers. She was in a rough marriage where the man thought he could/should "control" her. He "made" her wear thongs although she didn't want anything out of him other than a divorce.
Long story short, at the very end of her marriage to this assclown, she used his toothbrush for her own personal hygiene to clean areas of her body that is best left unsaid. Her response was "if he is going to make me floss it, I also need to brush it!"
Now that is revenge . . .
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I hate to even think about this, but I have a confession... I went to my mother-in-law's house for 27 days of leave and on the last day, I figured out that she thought my toothbrush was her new toothbrush the whole time. So, we were unknowingly sharing a toothbrush the entire time. It still upsets me to this day. Why did she think my toothbrush was her toothbrush? I have no idea, but I suspect it was because mine wasnt blue, and hers wasnt pink... This simple color scheme would have saved me from using my gag-reflex multiple times. Good gosh, I wish I had just never known. Excuse me while I go brush my teeth, cause I just puked a little in my mouth... Again.
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I hate to even think about this, but I have a confession... I went to my mother-in-law's house for 27 days of leave and on the last day, I figured out that she thought my toothbrush was her new toothbrush the whole time. So, we were unknowingly sharing a toothbrush the entire time. It still upsets me to this day. Why did she think my toothbrush was her toothbrush? I have no idea, but I suspect it was because mine wasnt blue, and hers wasnt pink... This simple color scheme would have saved me from using my gag-reflex multiple times. Good gosh, I wish I had just never known. Excuse me while I go brush my teeth, cause I just puked a little in my mouth... Again.

+1
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IrrationalUTfan said...
I would paint the illegal tooth brushes pink....gotta have continuity in the universe.
IMO, this is about MUCH more than a simple tooth brush...if you let up for "a tooth brush", what's next? Personally I don't want to live in that world of un-freedomness. I live in AMERICA. This IS AMERICA, if you want tooth brush freedom go to Cuba.

Finally someone who gets it.
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Snowvols said...
Clearly this calls for a bathroom renovation. Have His and Her sinks then two separate toothbrush holders. This will end the debate, but I agree with you Wes. Hold your ground and stay firm.

Someone else who gets it.
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cpavol said...
You are not only right, there is a derivative rule. When you have a son and a daughter, the son gets a green toothbrush (derivative of blue) and the daughter gets a purple toothbrush. There are certain immutable laws of nature. Lest you desire chaos and anarchy, you must comply.
I think if the redhead gets her way, the Mayans will have been right.

Thread is turning against The Redhead.
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Who would have ever guessed that a silly little toothbrush thread would elicit material worthy of Jerry Springer?
Good stuff, folks!
And Wes, hope you're learning a little bit.
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BigOrangeBeer said...
I hate to even think about this, but I have a confession... I went to my mother-in-law's house for 27 days of leave and on the last day, I figured out that she thought my toothbrush was her new toothbrush the whole time. So, we were unknowingly sharing a toothbrush the entire time. It still upsets me to this day. Why did she think my toothbrush was her toothbrush? I have no idea, but I suspect it was because mine wasnt blue, and hers wasnt pink... This simple color scheme would have saved me from using my gag-reflex multiple times. Good gosh, I wish I had just never known. Excuse me while I go brush my teeth, cause I just puked a little in my mouth... Again.

Is your mother-in-law an attractive woman?
I'm not saying that would make it OK, but details matter.
Sincerely, the guy whose future mother-in-law made another nurse give him two shots in the butt yesterday at the doctor's office.
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Wes Rucker said...
Thread is turning against The Redhead.

How about you just do what Red tells you to do and like it - that's how it works!
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bmay931 said...
Wes, WWRSD? What Would Ron Swanson Do. That is all.

Reminds me of one time I was in Tunica at the tables- I looked at the dealer and he had one of those WWJD bracelets on- I thought to myself- probably not deal blackjack!

This post was edited by OrangeVol79 on 9/22/2012 at 12:16 PM
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OrangeVol79 said...
Reminds me of one time I was in Tunica at the tables- I looked at the dealer and he had one of those WWJD bracelets on- I thought to myself- probably not deal blackjack!
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Who would have ever guessed that a silly little toothbrush thread would elicit material worthy of Jerry Springer?
Good stuff, folks!
And Wes, hope you're learning a little bit.

I am learning that the board is swinging my way in this endeavor.
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I am learning that the board is swinging my way in this endeavor.
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Wes Rucker said...
I am learning that the board is swinging my way in this endeavor.

This isn't tee ball where every one gets a participation trophy.... including you Wes.
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Wes Rucker said...
Is your mother-in-law an attractive woman?
I'm not saying that would make it OK, but details matter.
Sincerely, the guy whose future mother-in-law made another nurse give him two shots in the butt yesterday at the doctor's office.

She. Is. A. Fat. Pig
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BigOrangeBeer said...
She. Is. A. Fat. Pig

That means she might have a bunch of food in between her teeth, IMO.
Gross.
That sucks, man.
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I'm thinking we'll have to have a Ron Swanson quote of the week in every edition of The MSR going forward, right?
Just seems like something that should happen.
JMO. Go Cubs. Go America.
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