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OT: The Great Rucker Ranch Toothbrush Tussle

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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Wes Rucker said...
That means she might have a bunch of food in between her teeth, IMO.
Gross.
That sucks, man.

Its worse than gross. I was mortified. I may never recover completely.
On a different note, I was wondering what Rawhide Rucker would do. When I think of Rawhide Rucker, I envision a "Jeremiah Johnson" type man, or is he closer to "The Outlaw Josey Wales"?
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

BigOrangeBeer said...
She. Is. A. Fat. Pig

I seriously laughed out-loud!
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Wes Rucker said...
Is your mother-in-law an attractive woman?
I'm not saying that would make it OK, but details matter.
Sincerely, the guy whose future mother-in-law made another nurse give him two shots in the butt yesterday at the doctor's office.

Future mother in law? Did I miss something? Damn it! I'm always late to the party.

This post was edited by VooDooVolunteer on 9/22/2012 at 3:04 PM
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VooDooVolunteer said...
Future mother in law? Did I miss something? Damn it! I'm always late to the party.

No ring yet, but even I can't screw up this one.
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UPDATE: Just went to the drug store. Told The Redhead I needed to get nose spray, but really I just wanted to purchase these.

This post was edited by Wes Rucker on 9/22/2012 at 4:20 PM
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Wes Rucker said...
UPDATE: Just went to the drug store. Told The Redhead I needed to get nose spray, but really I just wanted to purchase these.

Get.Over.It
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Wes Rucker said...
UPDATE: Just went to the drug store. Told The Redhead I needed to get nose spray, but really I just wanted to purchase these.

Order is restored! Congrats Wes. Looking forward to The Redhead's response.
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Wes Rucker said...
No ring yet, but even I can't screw up this one.

Don't be so sure.
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8 months ago

I'll throw a wrench into this debate.
When I brought home the pink/blue & pink/green combo packs, he told me he was gonna have to use the green one....
What?
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ADunc said...
I'll throw a wrench into this debate.
When I brought home the pink/blue & pink/green combo packs, he told me he was gonna have to use the green one....
What?

This makes no sense. Wes has some explaining to do.
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Wes Rucker said...
I'm thinking we'll have to have a Ron Swanson quote of the week in every edition of The MSR going forward, right?
Just seems like something that should happen.
JMO. Go Cubs. Go America.

Absolutely.
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Wes Rucker said...
No ring yet, but even I can't screw up this one.

Why would you even say that? You better watch yoself.
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Wes Rucker said...
No ring yet, but even I can't screw up this one.

not a good time or subject to get overconfident Wes
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Wes Rucker said...
No ring yet, but even I can't screw up this one.

Maybe you should drop by Fat Fred's Jewelry,Pest Control, and A/C Repair and do a little multi-tasking.
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BigOrangeBeer said...
Its worse than gross. I was mortified. I may never recover completely. On a different note, I was wondering what Rawhide Rucker would do. When I think of Rawhide Rucker, I envision a "Jeremiah Johnson" type man, or is he closer to "The Outlaw Josey Wales"?

Chain smoke quietly on the back porch, regardless of the season or time of day, for approximately 3-4 hours. No words would be said.
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Since we now can upload pics from our phone, I will show Mr Rucker how a man who knows how to control his households bathroom shelf should look
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8 months ago

Solution: get rid of the damn toothbrush holder. You can put your toothbrush in your drawer/cabinet, and she can do the same. Segregated sides of the sink in other words. If your bathroom doesn't have but one cabinet or drawer: upgrade
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hounddog said...
Solution: get rid of the damn toothbrush holder. You can put your toothbrush in your drawer/cabinet, and she can do the same. Segregated sides of the sink in other words. If your bathroom doesn't have but one cabinet or drawer: upgrade

Don't worry.
When we buy a house, it will have two sinks.
Also, our toothbrush holder is a coozy. I'm not giving that up.

This post was edited by ADunc on 9/27/2012 at 6:47 PM
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When "we" buy a house?.... Are there things in the works that we peasants haven't been let in on yet?
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When "we" buy a house?.... Are there things in the works that we peasants haven't been let in on yet?
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Any real man would have an orange toothbrush and be done with it.
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Don't worry.
When we buy a house, it will have two sinks.
Also, our toothbrush holder is a coozy. I'm not giving that up.

First Wes says "No ring yet", now the redhead is talking about buying a house together. And they're arguing in public over toothbrushes. Hell, it sounds like they're married already!!
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

It's weird to me that y'all don't have vibrating tooth brushes. BTW my wife's is pink and mine is blue. It's science.
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I dunno Wes. I have 2 brothers and my parents tried doing 3 different blue toothbrushes of varying shades once... It was bad news. Just choose one of your favorite color and relinquish the fight. Happy girlfriends make life much easier than otherwise.
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So, I pick up two new toothbrushes yesterday and set them out this morning guess which one my wife picks up and uses?
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