The CheckerBoard

(With apologies to whoever origiinally wrote this, or at least Fess Parker)

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew she's agree
Bought her a bear to bring her to her knees

Dating, Dating Crockett King of the Wild Frontier!

Fought single handed through the Injun war,
Till the Creeks was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Decided to win her heart forevermore.

Dating, Dating Crockett the man who don't know fear.

He went off to School, and he served a spell
Fixin' up turf toes and ACLs as well.
Took over Denver, I heard tell,
And ignored all downvotes, send 'em all to hell.

Dating, Dating Crockett, seein' his duty clear.

When he come home, his courtin' was done,
While the western march had just begun.
So he packed his gear, and went out to have fun
And let out a grinnin' to follow the sun.

Dating, Dating Crockett, Winnin' the girl without peer

From the Better to Be Lucky Than Good Dept.:

Snatched up some potted flowers at Kroger tonight on the way home; knew in general the kind of flowers the bride likes but gave it no other thought.

Turns out they were the kind of flowers she had in her bridal bouquet 27 years ago. She was near tears.

So Crockett, trust luck, pal.

I thought I already did but I didn't so there ya go lol

Was thinking the same thing. My life is pretty boring these days. I may be living vicariously through you. Maybe.

OK thats awesome and I hope she loves it for years. However my ex had a very large one. It's so big there is just no good place for it. It just too danged big for most anything. Although our daughter LOVED it.

I just hope I am half so successful when i start dating again. I ahve plenty of fat stalkers...how do you upgrade them? /sigh