The CheckerBoard

Please tell me it's Wednesday.

If Wes was elected Pope, what kind of Pope would he be?

Are you the Barney Stinson of the GV247 board? (If you don't get the reference, I can explain it for you)

How many times did you change your thread title / innitial post last night? (I hope I didn't miss any, it was great, I counted 3?)

What happens first: nick sabin retires, or james franklin leaves Vandy for a SEC head coaching job?

Now that I have seen you on the same thread as Denver, is it confirmed that you are not the same person, or were you talking to yourself?

What is your drink of choice?

Have you played the #replacethemovietitlewithpope game on twitter? (example-Full Metal Pope)

hahaha... well played sir... +1

You should post this in an OT thread after today's WWpepe is over. Some really funny folks on here that could come up with some good ones.

Dang pepe's gonna be busy.... Good entertainment for my drive from Klamath falls to Portland

1. If you could start a stand-up comedy career, which comedian would you want to emulate and why?

2. With all the rumors surrounding yourself and Denver Vol (mainly whether you two are one and the same or not), how do you prevent yourself from developing disassociative identity disorder (DID)?

3. Would you ticket someone for driving two miles UNDER the speed limit? (This actually happened in Maryland)

4. Will we EVER see a pic from Crockett?

Ok, belly is full and the shoes are off for a minute. First off, I seriously am honored to be the first sub-1k poster to be asked to do this. It's just so.... wonderful, I'm touched....and I didn't even have to pay for it *winning*

Also, I am going to do the first round of questions while completely and utterly sober. Damn, I dropped my crack pipe, hang on a second. I will later questions (if any) under the influence of alcohol.

Let me know if you notice any difference.

Alright, let's get this party started....

Thanks again for being the master of ceremonies again, poli. I nominate you as the next victim, by the way.

Also, just as a warning, sophomoric humor is a few steps above my level....so....as long as you know. Feed your knowledge...

1. Yes, that would be perfectly normal and acceptable. I have had several bouts of blue balls in my life, so it's pretty fitting...I guess.

2. We were dirt poor when I was growing up, Pepto Bismol was rare, sugary sweet treat. Tasted like sunshine and happiness! I still love it to this day, especially when I don't brush my teeth afterwards and do my imitation of a chow.

3. Excitement level is really high. And not just spring football practice, I don't remember being this excited this early over the next year's recruiting class. Reminds me of the mid-90's with all the energy running through our recruiting.

4. Best definition of integrity is: How you act when no one is looking. I used to think that meant masturbation, because that's what always happened when no one was looking for me...but I've come to accept the deeper meaning, too.

5. I'm mildly intimidated and fascinated at the same time with smartphones. Sometimes I sit and think of how rapidly technology is changing, and I wonder if the end game will be the singularity, and what its consequences will be. Or were you just asking my opinion on ios vs android?