The CheckerBoard

Hey, it's Mooseman!! Appreciate the questions...let's do this!!

1. Robin Williams during his cocaine days. His hypersonic, almost entirely improvised humor is just amazing. I have never laughed so hard in my life as I have at him during those years. I love improvisational humor more than any other kind. We have a rule in my family, if you can't come up with a comeback in 3 seconds or less, it doesn't count....The early Richard Pryor, Sam Kinnison, Eddie Murphy and the college-circuit Steve Martin were great, too.

2. Denver Vol? What the hell are you talking about? Who is Denver Vol? Have you been drinking? No? Well, I have...so there! I have been diagnosed with a few psychological disorders, but, luckily, DID isn't one of them...

3. No, I wouldn't write that ticket. I wrote one ticket in the last 1 1/2 years I was a cop, and that just because it involved an accident. The vast majority of tickets are written just as a source of revenue. I didn't like that. I spent 3 years working midnight shift in the projects. Tickets are just a way to make money.

4. No, I don't think so. I have given up on anything coming to fruition there. His problems with his father are more important than posting anything on this site, in my opinion.

pepevol said...

Before I answer, I have to tell you that the picture of your kids on the stairs is so sweet, you gave me diabeetus. (+1 to Wilford Brimley)

+1 for remembering that ol' codger's name

Oh, man...ACV is in the hizzouse. Sh** just got real, yo. You got great questions flying out yo' butt!!!

I'm not sure what you mean by differ....Do not mention us to Pepe again! He is unstable. You may be in danger. He has no other personalities...ent personalities, ACV. Is that like an inside joke between you and ONC? Sorry, man, can't help you there.

I think the best move for Wes would be a piledriver from hell, while the Redhead chuckles at him because his mangina has come "untucked"..

Volleyball shorts. Holy hell, volleyball shorts, yes, yes, volleyball shorts. *priapism alert*

Holy mother of God, that is the best question I have ever been asked. Devil's name....SABAN!

VolOlympics board would be Peyton Manning, Al Wilson, Leonard Little, and Johnny Majors...

Neither one...Trae Platinum thursday, Trae Golden friday, Trae Bronze saturday...

Where do you come up with these awesome friggin' questions? Harlem Shake...hmm, I'm gonna go with a dancing banana...just because I can't think of anything else...You spanked me on the questions...

Wow, questions from ol dad...I finally made the big time!!! Thanks for playing along with us!

1. The jackass stunt question is easy. I would love to see Lane Kiffin shoot a bottle rocket out of his ass like Steve-O, with one twist...Superglue!

2. Oh, wow, I've actually got several, believe it or not. Hmm, one of my least favorite would be when I answered a call for a possible prowler at a residence. I was walking around the house as the sun was coming up, and I noticed something that seemed out of place on the clothesline out back. There was a large black circle on the sheets hanging there. I walked over to get a closer look. At about a foot away, the black circle I was staring at jumped off the sheet and landed on my chest. It was a humogous bat, about the size of Cadillac Sedan DeVille, if memory serves me correct.
Yes, I screamed like a 5 year old girl and swatted and danced like a lunatic. The bat flew away. I won. My underwear lost, though.

3. I'm a non-violent person. Kirk Gibson is my 2nd cousin, I'll let him know you don't like him. I can't imagine punching someone in the face.....Bwahahaha, sorry, I couldn't hold it in any longer. Probably Lane Kiffin, just because he screwed UT so bad, and actually believes in his little mind that he left the Vols better off than when he got there...

4. Yes, I have been known to watch the Duck Commander and Buck Commander crew. Pretty funny, but I wish they wouldn't do so many "set-up" situations...

Thank you. He is a wildman. And yes, you did great.