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****Wednesday With Pepevol****

  • polirules said...

    I will let watauga start the thread next week.

    Thanks for the nomination. My thread will be full of truthiness.

    It needs to be full of truthiness to counter balance all the BS I was spreading in this one. I tried reading some if what I posted, and even I was having a hard time distinguishing fact and fantasy.

    Thanks for starting up these WW threads, that was fun....glad it was just a one time deal, though.

    pepevol

  • pepe, several +1's for really bringing it to this thread! Sorry I didn't participate earlier, but have had some major censored to deal with.

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    "Old School"! A strong defense wins championships!

    volviking

  • Great answers Pepe! Knew you would be a riot in this forum!

    motownvol

  • volviking said...

    pepe, several +1's for really bringing it to this thread! Sorry I didn't participate earlier, but have had some major censored to deal with.

    Thanks, vv, I appreciate that. Hope everything works out for the best for you. I've had to deal with major **** myself, figuratively and literally. And I came out of it just fine...except for the twitch....and the limp,...and bankruptcy....and divorce...and the nightmares. Other than that, its all great now.

    pepevol

  • motownvol said...

    Great answers Pepe! Knew you would be a riot in this forum!

    I appreciate it, motown. I was a lot more long-winded than I should have been, my butt is dragging. The Jalen Hurd news perked me back up, though...

    pepevol

  • Sorry I'm late to joing the party Pepe , I was in the Navy before I went into the Marines .What was your craziest story from those times , normally they they start out with "When we went to ( insert name of country ) ........" .
    Love the thread thank for the laughs.

    This post was edited by muskogeeVol on 3/14/2013 at 10:17 AM

    muskogeeVol

  • pepevol said...

    It needs to be full of truthiness to counter balance all the BS I was spreading in this one. I tried reading some if what I posted, and even I was having a hard time distinguishing fact and fantasy.

    Thanks for starting up these WW threads, that was fun....glad it was just a one time deal, though.

    I really love these WW threads.

    Not to discount anyone elses, but I think you should do one EVERY week. You could maybe replace Wes. (sorry, Wes, you got too much other stuff to do anyway...)

    Nothing short of hilarious, thanks for all the laughs, man.

    If you're going to be a bear, you might as well be a Grizzly...

    Govols1979

  • Govols1979 said...

    I really love these WW threads.

    Not to discount anyone elses, but I think you should do one EVERY week. You could maybe replace Wes. (sorry, Wes, you got too much other stuff to do anyway...)

    Nothing short of hilarious, thanks for all the laughs, man.

    Hahahaha....No. Not a chance in hell. Too much like work. Besides, wes makes hundreds, perhaps even thousands of dollars each year for doing this. I do it for fun.

    Thanks, but no thanks, lol. Once is enough....

    pepevol

  • muskogeeVol said...

    Sorry I'm late to joing the party Pepe , I was in the Navy before I went into the Marines .What was your craziest story from those times , normally they they start out with "When we went to ( insert name of country ) ........" .
    Love the thread thank for the laughs.

    Thanks for the flattery, muskogee, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I don't have any stories that start like that that I can share on a public forum, pesky old statute of limitations still apply, sorry.

    I'd love to hear some of yours, though....

    pepevol

  • pepevol said...

    Wow, questions from ol dad...I finally made the big time!!! Thanks for playing along with us!

    1. The jackass stunt question is easy. I would love to see Lane Kiffin shoot a bottle rocket out of his ass like Steve-O, with one twist...Superglue!

    2. Oh, wow, I've actually got several, believe it or not. Hmm, one of my least favorite would be when I answered a call for a possible prowler at a residence. I was walking around the house as the sun was coming up, and I noticed something that seemed out of place on the clothesline out back. There was a large black circle on the sheets hanging there. I walked over to get a closer look. At about a foot away, the black circle I was staring at jumped off the sheet and landed on my chest. It was a humogous bat, about the size of Cadillac Sedan DeVille, if memory serves me correct. Yes, I screamed like a 5 year old girl and swatted and danced like a lunatic. The bat flew away. I won. My underwear lost, though.

    3. I'm a non-violent person. Kirk Gibson is my 2nd cousin, I'll let him know you don't like him. I can't imagine punching someone in the face.....Bwahahaha, sorry, I couldn't hold it in any longer. Probably Lane Kiffin, just because he screwed UT so bad, and actually believes in his little mind that he left the Vols better off than when he got there...

    4. Yes, I have been known to watch the Duck Commander and Buck Commander crew. Pretty funny, but I wish they wouldn't do so many "set-up" situations...

    #2 is absolutely fantastic. +1 lol

    ol dad

  • ol dad said...

    #2 is absolutely fantastic. +1 lol

    Quoting you in a reply totally changes the way your post reads....

    Especially after learning that fake toilet trips seem to be the norm on here now.

    Congrats on the successful BM....I think. +1 anyway
    swirl

    pepevol

  • Pepe ...how do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

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    AtomicCityVol

  • AtomicCityVol said...

    Pepe ...how do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

    *apprehension sets in*

    Um, I don't know, ACV....

    How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

    scared

    pepevol

  • pepevol said...

    Hahahaha....No. Not a chance in hell. Too much like work. Besides, wes makes hundreds, perhaps even thousands of dollars each year for doing this. I do it for fun.

    Thanks, but no thanks, lol. Once is enough....

    I have it on good authority that Wes makes exactly $69.99 a year, and the redhead gets $69 of it...

    biggrin

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    tntoak

  • tntoak said...

    I have it on good authority that Wes makes exactly $69.99 a year, and the redhead gets $69 of it...

    biggrin

    lol

    pepevol

  • pepevol said...

    *apprehension sets in*

    Um, I don't know, ACV....

    How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

    scared

    Lil Ceasars

    This post was edited by AtomicCityVol on 3/14/2013 at 9:11 PM

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    AtomicCityVol

  • Or Caesars. Your spelling may vary.

    polirules

  • Caesar may or may not have been my nickname in high school.

    Which may or may not mean I have a quarter with both my first name and nickname on it.

    polirules

  • AtomicCityVol said...

    Lil Ceasars

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    BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!

    OrangeNCarolina

  • Okay, we now have WATWPV. Do I hear WTAFWPV? I vote AYE!

    BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!

    OrangeNCarolina

  • Is AYE another acronym I don't know?

    All
    Your
    Earnings!

    Almost
    Yakked
    Eggs!!

    polirules

  • polirules said...

    Is AYE another acronym I don't know?

    All Your Earnings!

    Almost Yakked Eggs!!

    It seemed logical in my feeble mind, but after seeing it posted, not so much.

    WATWPV=Wednesday And Thursday With pepe vol

    WTAFWPV=Wednesday Thursday And Friday With pepe vol

    I liked your answers for AYE.

    Looking forward to WWPR! Can't believe you haven't been on the hotseat until now. Forgive us.

    +1 GO VOLS!

    BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!

    OrangeNCarolina

  • AtomicCityVol said...

    Lil Ceasars

    roflmao

    At first, I was like, "What?" And then I said it out loud. And then I literally laughed out loud...

    I can't believe I've never heard that one. Maybe being Mexican, people avoid telling racist jokes like that to me.

    biggrin

    pepevol

  • pepevol said...

    roflmao

    At first, I was like, "What?" And then I said it out loud. And then I literally laughed out loud...

    I can't believe I've never heard that one. Maybe being Mexican, people avoid telling racist jokes like that to me.

    biggrin

    Eating tacos daily does not make one Mexican. It only gives one gas.sick

    BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!

    OrangeNCarolina

  • OrangeNCarolina said...

    Okay, we now have WATWPV. Do I hear WTAFWPV? I vote AYE!

    All I saw was "Wat would PepeVol. Do" He would say NAY, that's what he'd do...

    I couldn't handle it, too time consuming. I have noticed that this friggin' thread won't die, though. Every time I checked in for more BBall news or if we had another "game changing" commitment, this thread was green again.

    That's not that bad, but I'm anal retentive enough that I have to read and respond every time I notice it. Maybe I could block myself and I wouldn't see it anymore....Might be worth a shot!

    pepevol