The CheckerBoard

Man, y'all are killing with the questions today. ATV showing off his warped journalistic side. Gonna be a good thread.

No I didn't but I crack up every time I think about it.

Ah, there we go. Thanks, OV.

The Wonderful Rucker Raccoons of Watauga

Good Morning tCm. Thanks for sitting on the hot seat today.

1. I would imagine living in CO 4 wheel drive would be mandatory. What type of vehicle do you drive?
2. Bojangles or KFC?
3. Do you get to enjoy any Southern cooking out there?
4. Is sweet tea really only a Southern thing? What is the purpose of unsweetened tea?
5. Does your office prescribe weed for turf toe?
6. Your impressions of CBJ thus far.
7. Are you in MST or PST? Does that sometimes throw a wrench in viewing SEC sports?
8. Will we be celebrating or drinking away our sorrows on NSD?

1. Is it raining where you are?
2. Did you wear the same underwear yesterday as today?
3. Ever get really excited and pee a little?
4. Have you ever smacked a bull in the butt?
5. Do you secretly disco dance behind closed doors?

I'm new here so I hope this is how its done!

:-)

Who does the best NFL end zone dance?

1) I think Worley will win out. I was actually very impressed by him in games these past two years, especially compared to his HS film...which didn't impress me at all. I don't know if he'll be a great QB, but I certainly could see him being successful...even with his funky motion.

2) Lawson is War Eagle, unfortunately.

3) I think Bell starts, but at CB. I like our safeties...a lot.

4) I have been to...6 games. All wins. Boom.

1) Favorite hobby would be fly fishing...especially in Yellowstone. Nothing better on this amazing planet that I've found.

2) I am single. Not my choice, however. If any of you know any intelligent, attractive, funny women who like chubby guys...let me know.

3) Mississippi state game in...2002? 2003? I just remember it so well because I was sitting in the MSU section, Vols won by 40 or so, and I gave a lot of stick to whiny Mississipians.

Thanks!

You must have two. I'm at +3 at the moment. lol

My uncle always called me Crockett growing up. And since it has some connection Tennessee, I went with it. Crockett was taken ...so I added the TM. Boom

I played baseball baseball baseball until I was 12...then I started playing golf. I got good enough that I got a partial scholly for college, but then my spine fell apart and I only play a few times a year. Still a 2-3 handicap though.

I hope not. I really dislike Tiger. I had the...displeasure...of "meeting" him once in 2003. He was practicing at Bay Hill's range because the one at his course (name escaping me) was under repair. He was at the far end of the range being left alone, when some 6-7 year old kid walked over...very bravely, i might add...and asked for an autograph. Tiger had stopped hitting balls and was just talking with some man I didn't recognize at this point. Tiger literally told the kid "No, I am busy right now" loud enough that I could hear him at the other end of the range. It was one kid...not a line of 1000. It was just totally uncalled for and ridiculous. He's just a class A dickhead.

I'd ask CBJ if he plans to slow down his offense if the defense is swiss cheese again. Hated that Dooley/Chaney kept that up last year when it was obviously a detriment to the defense.

If he throws well, I could still see Bray going in the first round. Again, he's got much better physical tools than Ryan Tannehill and better numbers against better competition than Tannehill did in college.

If Bray implodes...he could go as low as the 5th or 6th.

So tell us about your medical career, are you all that you will be, or are you still advancing? Will you be a doc someday?

As you know (this is for the edification of others) I told everybody Crockett was right about the turf toe tangle. But they all turned on you and ignored me. Not good for you; great for me!