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pepevol said...
If you're not already in bed, another question:
If you found yourself somehow hacked into Wes' 247, facebook or twitter account, what would you post?
(and no wimping out with the, "aww, I would never do anything like that to Wes!")
Not watauga, but I'd change his relationship status to "In a relationship with Chris Carpenter and it's complicated"
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pepevol said...
If you're not already in bed, another question:
If you found yourself somehow hacked into Wes' 247, facebook or twitter account, what would you post?
(and no wimping out with the, "aww, I would never do anything like that to Wes!")
You're throwing heat today, pepe. Way to bring it in this thread. I like your style.
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pepevol said...
Great job tonight, watauga!
Ok, here's my question. Since customer relations are a high priority with you, what would you do in the following situation:
A customer is complaining to you that a pack of center cut pork chops that she just bought last week smelled spoiled when she opened them today. She was planning a meal with her ex-husband, and was going to make his favorite dish to remind him of what a wonderful cook she was in an elaborate attempt to win his love back. She tells you that she had everything planned out, but that you ruined it all for her with your spoiled pork chops.
The problem is that the entire time she is talking to you, you can only concentrate on the sudden, impossible-to-resist, painful rectal itch that you are experiencing. As she tries to place the pork chop package under your nose to make you smell it, you are presented with an opportunity to end your misery. Do you:
1) Pretend to lean over and smell her meat, while surreptitiously scratching your posterior while everyone watches to see if you are really going to smell it?
2) Tell her, "Hold that thought just a second!" and run into your office for a quick scratch?
3) Reach back and give it a deep scratch and say, "I'll smell that if you'll smell this" and move your fingers towards her face?
4) Walk with your butt cheeks clenched towards customer service department, hoping the friction will alleviate the pain, while getting her a refund?
Just curious....
BUTCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. GO VOLS!
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pepevol said...
Dang, Ryan, you almost made me blush! With Honey Boo-Boo playing in the background, and Grudenmania in the foreground, I was beginning to lose my weak grasp on reality. I was just so happy that watauga willingly took over WWW and gave me a momentary break that I thought I would see if I could repay him with a chuckle (and, no, that was not a CHUCKIE reference, dammit!). And if a painful, rectal itch won't bring a smile to your face, nothing will...
Now, if you'll please excuse me, I've got to baste my ham....and, no, that is not a euphemism for masturbation, you bunch of freaks....
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wataugavol said...
"I've wanted to say this for a while now, Swain looks really hot when he wears his bowtie"
Or
"I have a mancrush on Jon Gruden and hope he becomes the next coach at TN"
Outstanding.
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Sorry, my 10 yr old daughter thinks she is hilarious....I, however, have gouged my eyes out with a fork after watching that show....and I STILL CAN'T UNSEE IT!!!!!!!!!
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