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My girlfriend lets me take nude pictures of her in the bath tub. I don't think that's weird anymore. There was a time when that was exotic or maybe made her a floozy, but now with the popularity of all-electronic-devices-in-one cell phones and with the help of old-fashioned boredom any girl with enough time on her hands and a naughty streak will whip out a nude picture text just to talk about the look on your face when you received it. Dudes are texting pictures of their junk to each other as pranks. At this point with all the genitals unfurling on the media highway aliens probably refer to us as "the porn planet". Do you think aliens have tapes of us having sex in the fetish section of their video stores? I wonder if they've intercepted a transmission of pictures of my nude girlfriend or of my junk. I think I might start sending up satellites that transmit signals with pictures of my and my girlfriends genitals all over it in hopes that an alien sees will stare at our naughty bits. If there are no aliens I'm sure the CIA will have fun monitoring the signal for a while until we're cleared of terrorist activities.
I think anyone can clearly see how this relates to the Vols performance on the field this year.
...have you ever imagined all the football players naked during a game? It's pretty disgusting. Especially on the offensive line. Offensive indeed.
I'm glad we had this talk.
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It may just be me, but Tombstone is one of the best movies of all time.
"Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed"
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Wes Rucker said...
OK, so here goes...
We have a dog and a cat at The Rucker Ranch. I'm more of a dog person, but we have a rescue cat who was born under my parents' house, and I couldn't say no to the little guy. He's kinda awesome in most ways, though, so it's been nice to have Maximus the Ferocious Fighting Feline of Death around the house.
But Max has this look. He squints his eyes and has markings on his face that make him look really stupid sometimes.
And sometimes, when I walk in a room and he's making that face, I have a strong urge to playfully run up like a kickoff specialist and soccer-style boot him in the face.
I never do it, because I like animals more than I like most people, but I have this urge at least once a week.
The Redhead used to call me crazy for this reason (and other reasons; I'm kind of a psycho who says and does really weird things all the time), but a few days ago she saw Max making that face and said, "Oh, wow, you're so right. He really looks like he needs to get kicked in the face."
So now I don't feel so bad.
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Wes Rucker said...
OK, so here goes...
We have a dog and a cat at The Rucker Ranch. I'm more of a dog person, but we have a rescue cat who was born under my parents' house, and I couldn't say no to the little guy. He's kinda awesome in most ways, though, so it's been nice to have Maximus the Ferocious Fighting Feline of Death around the house.
But Max has this look. He squints his eyes and has markings on his face that make him look really stupid sometimes.
And sometimes, when I walk in a room and he's making that face, I have a strong urge to playfully run up like a kickoff specialist and soccer-style boot him in the face.
I never do it, because I like animals more than I like most people, but I have this urge at least once a week.
The Redhead used to call me crazy for this reason (and other reasons; I'm kind of a psycho who says and does really weird things all the time), but a few days ago she saw Max making that face and said, "Oh, wow, you're so right. He really looks like he needs to get kicked in the face."
So now I don't feel so bad.
This thread has took 2 left turns. I can't imagine what will be in this thread by morning
And plus 1 for the laugh
This post was edited by wataugavol on 2/4/2012 at 4:02 PM
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oh my gosh i wish you hadnt mentioned that 
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